Proudly underachieving since forever. Effort Optional offers funny sports quotes, gym parody shirts, and lazy athlete lifestyle apparel for those who stretch before Netflix.

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🏆 Watch Party Collection

For the fans who show up for the snacks, the commercials, and the couch. Vintage athletic humor for people who play hard at relaxing. Perfect for Sunday energy, game-day scrolling, and anyone who considers the warm-up the main event.

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🏆 Bad Attitude Collection

Vintage athletic sarcasm for people who don’t fake enthusiasm. Humor for the unapologetically unmotivated who keep expectations low and comfort high.

 

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🏆 Hall of Fame Collection

For the legends who celebrate the smallest wins. Humor for everyday champions who know effort isn't required to earn a spot in the hall.

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🏆 The Varsity Collection

One-word, old-school athletic energy. Retro athletic style for people who lead with attitude, not effort. Clean designs celebrating everyday wins without the grind.

 

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